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Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024


Jimmy Pill

When you take a pill and become a raging political you tuber

D-man took a jimmy pill and started ranting about politics.

by Hot Dog Goblin April 29, 2020


jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.

Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021


jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.

Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021


jimmy codflopper

Western Kentucky/Western Tennessee version of "what's-his-name"

That one guy...I cain't 'member his name...aww, you know...Jimmy Codflopper...he used to be my meth dealer? You 'member? That one feller?

by 99 Probs January 8, 2018


jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017


Jimmy Durango

Street slang for a potent and highly addictive narcotic substance. Originating from urban culture, the term "Jimmy Durango" is used as a code name for a particular type of illicit drug, typically known for its euphoric effects and dangerous side effects. Its usage in clandestine circles underscores the covert nature of the drug trade, where coded language is employed to evade law enforcement detection.

You see that guy that is smoking that Jimmy Durango? What is wrong with him?

by JimmyD69 March 18, 2024