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make a phone call to John Wayne

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."

"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

by the crab show July 8, 2009

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I got 2 phones

The phrase β€œI got 2 phones” originated from a song called β€˜2 phones’, released by popular musical artist and celebrity Kevin Gates in 2015. Many phrases and songs by Kevin Gates have been trending as jokes or as joke response to videos on tiktok. The large majority of videos being responded to with β€˜2 Phones’ are videos making jokes about men or containing misandristic material. (Although they are not limited to these types of videos and in some instances are used in inappropriate situations by incels.)

Person in video: I hate when men-
Response video: I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load
Or
Person in video: I hate the 2 phones thing-
Response video: I am in possession of dual mobile devices..etc.

by Dlrtk September 2, 2023

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


i got 2 phones

some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.

Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"

by termlol September 2, 2023

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Spam your Girlfriends Phone Day

Nov 10- all boyfriends should spam their girlfriends phone telling them how much they love them and what they mean to them.

Spam your Girlfriends Phone Day means- β€œGirl my boyfriend just sent me a long paragraph of how much he loves me.Girl i love this man”

by yogirljass! November 9, 2020


i like your phone case

It suggests they are trying to slide in your dms, so people will say i like your phone case to start a conversation with you And then decide that they want to play hard to get and leave you on read.

Daisy: Hey, I like your phone case!
Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but i’m busy.
seen 10.49pm

by Yank33CandleUpMy4ss July 10, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


take off my phone case

Online slang for SH, based off the fact that some people put their razors in their phone case
NOT CONDONING THIS, GET SOME MF HELP DUDE

After a long day, I had to take off my phone case

by Online sandwich artist September 30, 2023


I got 2 phones

2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.

Person says something dumb

I got 2 phones πŸ—£

by Growndarkevilpack September 2, 2023

4πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž