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one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole
after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle
Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole
I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds
the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight
I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.
A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.
Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.
When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.
Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky
Slapping someone with cooked noodles
"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"