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Big Fish is a 2003 American fantasy comedy-drama based on the 1998 novel of the same name by Daniel Wallace. The film was directed by Tim Burton and stars Albert Finney, Ewan McGregor, Billy Crudup, and Jessica Lange. Finney plays Edward Bloom, a former traveling salesman from the Southern United States with a gift for storytelling, now confined to his deathbed. Bloom's estranged son, a journalist played by Crudup, attempts to mend their relationship as his dying father relates tall tales of his eventful life as a young adult, played by Ewan McGregor.
Big Fish is one of the greatest and most imaginative films ever made!!
Will Bloom: In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate fact from fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense and most of it never happened... but that's what kind of story this is.
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When a woman orgasims and flopps around like a fish out of water.
While Brett tried fucking the shit out of a girl, she did the flopping fish, he worried she was dying of a heart attack....but brett just wasnt that good!
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Highly irritating practice of making up cute words that nobody actually uses and adding them to Urbandictionary.com in the hopes that someone somewhere thinks it's clever and starts saying it.
Okay, besides this sentence, when the fuck have you ever heard the word "hindspite" in conversation? You know that guy was word fishing.
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The coolest way to say something or someone is extremely cool
Damn, your chain is so gangsta fish!
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When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.
"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."
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Shove some chips into your girls fishy coochie (make sure it’s unwashed for 3 days atleast) crumble them whilst fingering her (preferably the glock technique) and then eat her out and make sure to swallow her fish particles and chips :)
I ate my girl out in a whole new way and it was like fish and chips
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A fake be player. He tricks you into thinking he is a good player by juking people in private lobbies in gorilla tag but they are all scripted.
“Hey isn’t that Fish VR, that one guy who scripts his jukes.”
“Yeah, make fun of him.”
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