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A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.
Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.
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An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.
Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.
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the ultimate insult possible in the english lanuage
eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!
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A chin that juts out in one direction that slightly resembles a penis.
Dude, that chicks penis chin made it so hard to make out.
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A game typically played by 2 males. Both players stand in front of the toilet and start peeing into it. While peeing you must use your pee-stream as a light saber and clash against the other pee-stream. The first person whos lightsaber runs out of energy is the loser. Added points for sound effects.
Guy1: Hey wanna play Penis Saber?
Guy2: Only if I can be Darth Vader
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darwin watterson from the amazing world of gumball has huge scissors and will cut that limp 2 inch meat of yours if you misbehave. no cap
darwin: i CANNOT believe you ate my cum wraps. come here you sexy motherfucker, you have lost penis privilege.
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A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......
Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?
Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation
The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
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