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A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.
" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
Some governments claim to be concerned about their populations, but still require mandatory testing before holidays, putting people in close proximity to each other (which goes against their own 6 foot apart distance restrictions), and essentially creates what they would call a superspreader event. People not getting tested are also not in a crowd of people, and a crowd of people with masks on doesn't seem much (if any) safer than people at a distance with no masks on, or even people in a crowd with masks on (the figure scientists have given so far is that masks lower transmission by single digit percentage rates).
Testing sites seem like a good oppurtunity to spread a virus like wildfire, rather than to contain the wildfire.
The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.
That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?
Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio
"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick.
"Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician."
"Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"
its when you smell your nigga's nuts, then play trust balls with them. trust balls is when you cup your nuts in your hands, and then hover it over their hands, as if you're about to dump your nuts on his hands. Once you're in position, you both say "trust balls", and its up to that individual to decide whether or not he'll dump his nuts on his hands. If he doesn't dump his balls during trustballs, and you smell his nuts, you then have to take his socks off. Then you pass the homie test
Did you hear about Ben passing the homie test with Ismael?
An OG stream of NZ streamer XLord_D aka. Hottest Man on Twitch
"I'm thinking of going back to doing test streams!"
"What's a test stream?"
"GOD DAMN IT ARI, YOU FAKE FAN!"
(noun): when you do something purposefully like a bish (because sometimes people just need to be put in their place) and then you tell your bf about it. His response determines if you have a future together.
This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.
"Hey Amanda, did Pastry ever pass his Spicy Sister Test?"
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."