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when you fart on a muffin and it makes the microwave smell like poo
dont make me give you an orange guffin bloop!
Orange Doe is a creepypasta technology high school teacher, with his hands not recovered with teeth in perfect condition.
Orange Doe is creepy….
What you would call a woman who is born with more than one uterus
She didn’t have a double vagina but she had an order of double orange chicken
An orange shake is when a male
(Usually red head) inserts a orange in to his anus and proceeds to do the truffle shuffle.
Dan: “ What’s he doing with that orange?!?”
Bob: “ an orange shake!”
A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar
“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”
Its a sad fanfic about hinata shoyo and kageyama tobio from the anime haikyuu on wattpad or ao3
Warning : your gonna cry.
Friend: have you ever read the fanfic " he smelled like oranges "
Me: yes. That made me cry my eyes out