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Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.
I challenge you to a game of Cock, paper, scissors!
When your so drunk and wanna to make a decision using rock, paper, scissors you mumble and and forget scissors so you just say drywall
Person1: since its a tie we can just do rock, paper, drywall! idk im wasted!
Person2: Cut her off!!
What you say to dudes next to you when you're overseas (most commonly in the UK, New Zealand or Australia) and you just broke down some killa and you're ready to roll dat ish up!
"PAPER, Mate!"
"Yo, throw me a f'n Paper Mate!"
"I gets ma fu¢#in Paper Mate!"
The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.
Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!
Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.
Is a popular dish in the middle east. In arabic it's called وراه عنب its made up of grade leaves wrapped around a hand full of rice
Broo paper grapes are sooo good