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A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.
There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.
Second hand embarrassment from a white person acting stereotypically white in public (usually experienced by the token minority friend)
Person A was stabbing their food using the chopsticks. Person B was feeling white people embarrassment from it.
These People are named either Itamar, Peter, and or Finn. If u have one of these people be sure to tell them how amazing they are because they are athletic, smart, nice, and sexy basics some of the best people to ever live
Boy 1: Do you know who I am?
Girl 1: Yes your one of the sexiest people alive
Boy 1: yep so are my friends Finn and Peter by the way I am Itamar
Girl 1: Ohhhh my clothes where are they
On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.
Eyo it's hit short people day!
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Willing to throw down with anyone despite their own, usually little to low in comparison, personal abilities. Can be in a fight or with any skill. Constantly over estimates their ability but their confidence and energy makes up for it 10 fold.
10 pound bag of energy in a 2 pound bag
Human version of small dog energy/syndrome. Person can be of any size but still have it
Dude just tried to fight 3 jacked dudes who were all over 6 feet tall! Total short people energy. It was like watching a chihuahua trying to fight a Doberman.
Did he win?
Actually he got a few blows in while they were wondering if he was serious or not.
Probably the best feckin' thing that will happen to you on a Saturday night.
"Man, those people from Ireland sure know how to spike the tea!"
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A fat person who always talks about their "problems". They usually get people so pissed off that they hit them but their hand will just bounce back. Commonly the complain about back problems but maybe if they left mickey d's occasionally they wouldn't have these problems. They are the opposite of skinny people who are annoying too.
*At roller-coaster park*
LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: Oh this coaster hurts my back
Attendent: Perhaps you shouldn't ride
LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: Ohhh my back
Attendent: I said you shouldn't rid
LARGE ANNOYING PERSON: I think I will have to sue even though it's my fault that I'm fat.
This is how LARGE ANNOYING PEOPLE act.
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