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i got 2 phones

some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.

Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"

by termlol September 2, 2023

6๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


take off my phone case

Online slang for SH, based off the fact that some people put their razors in their phone case
NOT CONDONING THIS, GET SOME MF HELP DUDE

After a long day, I had to take off my phone case

by Online sandwich artist September 30, 2023


Spam your Girlfriends Phone Day

Nov 10- all boyfriends should spam their girlfriends phone telling them how much they love them and what they mean to them.

Spam your Girlfriends Phone Day means- โ€œGirl my boyfriend just sent me a long paragraph of how much he loves me.Girl i love this manโ€

by yogirljass! November 9, 2020


i like your phone case

It suggests they are trying to slide in your dms, so people will say i like your phone case to start a conversation with you And then decide that they want to play hard to get and leave you on read.

Daisy: Hey, I like your phone case!
Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but iโ€™m busy.
seen 10.49pm

by Yank33CandleUpMy4ss July 10, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I got 2 phones

2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.

Person says something dumb

I got 2 phones ๐Ÿ—ฃ

by Growndarkevilpack September 2, 2023

4๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Jose Cell Phone

A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.

"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."

by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


i lost my phone

When a guy you like who says he is single but really has a wife/girl friend, disappear for days without notice.

I Lost my phone, was returned today.

by qu33n617 May 5, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž