When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
The absolute worst minecraft mod ever made and the creator should be fierd and then dropped into a btch of acid.
The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.
A gun not registered, you can throw if need be
The Mobster gunned down his enemy and used a throw piece
Although many things can be considered as a big fucking piece of work, Antonia am Orde triumphs above all.