Social Potato

A couch potato , except the social potato prefers the mattress and smart phone. In contrast to its relative the "couch potato " .

All of this new social media has turned my son into a social potato .

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Potato counter

A person with Down syndrome

There is a job for everyone-- even potato counters get hired in the workplace.

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potato lily

Greg Demmon

Person 1: "where's greg?"
Person 2: "oh, you mean that potato lily?"

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Smol potatoe

1.Someone who is smol, potatoe and innocent.
2.4 stage of becoming the 6 stage of (Lin Manuel Miranda)!
3. A naive person

You are a smol potatoe.

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Potato-ing

Slang Verb "To potato"

When an animal, usually a cat, lays on their back with legs splayed out, seemingly relaxed and comfortable. They may or may not be performing the "belly trap" in an attempt to lure an unsuspecting human in, and tear their limb off.

"Aww, look the cat is potato-ing again."
"Don't pet her tummy, it's a trap"

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potato cunt

What a woman calls the hoe who stole her man in a Hallmark movie.

"He's leaving me for that potato cunt!!!!"

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potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

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