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Muffin Punch

A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.

I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.

by P Money MD February 11, 2019


Cheese Punch

To be punched is the face when you sniff the cheese.

To be kicked in the face by someone with poor foot hygeine.

Here smell my cheese.... cheese punch!

by Lilobelz February 05, 2010


Punching the chutney

Another definition for fisting.

Oh man, I was really punching the chutney last night. She was loose.

by Birdcore March 19, 2010


Brest-Punched

When you're a girl with boobs too big, and you hit a bump and your boobs hit you in the face.

Why is he laughing so hard?
Oh, his girl hit a bump while driving and got brest-punched
Haaa

by Andy061095 December 25, 2013


friendly punch

To punch a friendly lightly on the shoulder or arm.

Friend tells a funny joke
Me: Stop your too funny friendly
(Then I friendly punch him)

by Linktargeter.com May 14, 2016


Base Punch

The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.

"Whenever I see Andrew's face, I can't help but consider giving him a good base punch."

by Bill Braschke September 30, 2015


Pussy Punched

Verb - An action in which one is viciously ramming thier penis into a bitches pussy recklessly and dangerously.

Jill got pussy punched last night by her step dad and her brother.

by Lupus11 June 16, 2017