The go to move of bad poker players. A river rat is a player who, despite holding bad cards and hitting nothing on the flop, continues to bet right up until the fifth and final community card, the river card. More often than not noobs such as this usually get lucky on the river and insist on bragging about it despite the fact that their success was down do dumb luck and not skill. A river rat doesn't know when to fold and due to their ignorance pridefully consider themselves aggressive players rather than crap players, which is what they are. The most agonizingly annoying thing about river rats is that they have a tendency to be arrogant when they suck out, completely oblivious to the fact that they wouldn't last 2 seconds in a real tournament.
Guy 1 - Man check out that douche, he went right to the river with a stinking deuce seven off suit and sucked out running sevens.
Guy 2 - I know aye, and look at that smug smile on his face, acting like he's an expert poker player when really he's just a noob river rat tosser.
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When someone rats on you like an asshole for trivial things. An extension of "hall monitor."
(See hall monitor)
Go tattle to your mammy, bitch rat.
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A low life scumbag that thinks the world revolves around them.
Danny is a slimey limey rat fuck
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One who charts and explores sewer systems (purely for recreation)
Ben was underground for about 4 hours, he's a real sewer rat.
The local sewer rats are having a bi-weekly expedition under the city
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someone who takes crack and stinks alot
you drugged up crack rat!!
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The sour lumpy milk substance that can be extracted from the rat tits of a scummy person. This milk is of a yellow colour and has no nutritional value. It often makes you vomit in your own mouth a little just by smelling it.
Oh my god, i just drank this rat milk thinking it was cows milk. I just vomited all over myself. It had a hair in it.
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A girl who is a skan hussy and walks around dha hood actin lyk she 5 star bitch but she nun but a 2 star and she pregnant by chris !
Shanquea:"ew yu see daht girl ova dher she a straight hood rat she done capped of dha hood tht two timen hussey "
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