river rule

An imaginary river is around your group, conversation, building/house, messages, etc.. Everything said or done inside this "river" stays in it.

Kinda like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

"Hey Jess, I gotta tell you something."
"Ok, shoot!"
"River Rule is now in effect, ok? This is serious."

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rule -1

People are stupid for not having done negative number rules.

- Hey have you heard of rule -1?
- You mean rule 1?
- rule -1

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Rule 34

A rule where if something exists, there is or will be porn of it. Even if it's a baby.

Me: I doubt Lily Loud would have rule 34
*searches it up*
*throws phone at wall as hard as possible*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

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Rule 101

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

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rule 766842

All hentai must be backed up at least 2 times, or else it is dead porn.

Example 1: "Bro save that shit twice! Rule 766842."

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BREAKING THE RULES

the song that plays when you break the rules in roblox, you end up getting fucked by admins though.

"yo im breaking the rules" "be prepared"

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ass-rule

A rule of which is never actually defined or warrented, a rule pulled out of thin air, or ones ass.

Ass ruler: "I can't stand you being in the house all the time, goodmorning go away!"

Ass ruler: "No you can't go over to a friends house twice in one week, I want to be able to keep an eye on you (as much as I hate you)"

Being a rule that has a double standard and is thought up on the spot it has been pulled from ones ass, therefore being an assrule.

"Dad I just downloaded World of Warcraft"

the father being too disgusted with his son to say anything blurts out

"New rule bed time at 7 oclock!"

ASSRULE!!!!!!

"She has no reason to tell me not to go outside she can't even stand it when I'm in the same room as her. She's making up an ass-rule."

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