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When a woman gets a mouth full of russian vodka and then sucks a penis
'My bitch gave me a good old russian snow cone last night'
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When a man injects top shelf vodka into his scrotum then ejaculates the shot of vodka into the mouth of a willing recipient.
I had one too many Russian money shots from Greg last night!
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The art of pooping on one's vagina and then having sex with it, using the fecis as lubricant
"I had to take a shit, so i just Russian Log Jammed her."
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When a woman ejects vaginal fluid onto a mans chest hair, and then shaves it off and shoves it into his or her asshole
russian Sticky buns polish pencil warmer
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The act of one having sex with a chicken before killing, cooking, and eating the chicken.
I can't wait to get home tonight, i'm having Russian Fried Chicken!
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When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns
John: Dude you should have been at the party last night
Nate: Why, what happened
John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown
Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome
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The "Russian Cab Driver" aslo known as the less familiar "backseat drunk- rider", is when you have sex with an individual in the anus, while holding their hair with one hand (like you are driving); as you take a shot of vodka.
"Dude, I heard that kid Dylan Russian Cab Drove the captain of the cheerleading team!" Matt: (in a Russian accent) " want to ride my cab?". Girl: " what, the Russian cab driver? Hell yes!"
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