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When you tend to cuddle in your sleep
And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard
Waking up after drooling all over your face.
When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.
"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up
when you're so done with the day, that you just want it to be the next day already so you just go to sleep
man, yesterday I got fired from my job, got a flat tire on the drive home, and my hamster died, as soon as I got back home I sui-sleeped
When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping
I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep
When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.