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A person who has a psychological need to receive @replies and pings on twitter, attention at tweetups, facebook status update comments, and facebook likes.
This person usually becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves on social media websites.
"Dude this chick thinks she's the shit cause @aplusk is following her on twitter...Yeah, she's she's just a social media whore"
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Gossip.
Something taboo and should never be said unless you want to look like a condescending pompous doucher.
Todd's constant social commentary landed him in the dog house with his group of friends.
Todd's social commentary landed him a job with a People magazine.
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Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.
Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."
Pete: "No wonder he is alone."
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Lavender Feline AKA Ryosato AKA Julia AKA Fernando
She was some sort of social terrorist and systematically destroyed my self-esteem.
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"Liking" your own post on Facebook or retweeting your own tweet on Twitter
"I look so awesome today" - Liking this comment with a thumbs up beneath it on Facebook or retweeting comment on Twitter is Social Media Masturbation.
A person who sells their body and soul to a social media platform in the hopes of likes, favorites, retweets, and shares. Also known as "Social Media Prostitute" or "Social Media Concubine," these lovers of the Twitterverse live inside of the social media realm more than they do inside of reality. The only common cure known to man for this epidemic is growing a pair.
Person 1: "Holy shit did you see what Jason tweeted this morning?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude he is such a social media whore"
Person 1: "What's the official hashtag for today's race?"
Person 2: "You are such a social media whore"
Person 1: "OMG I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND A NICE ASS TIME TO FLAUNT THEM ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT EVERYDAY FOR LIKES"
Person 2: "Well now you're more than just a whore- you're a social media whore!"
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The distribution of advantages to the good or innocent and disadvantages to the bad or evil in any society.
After a soothing moment of 'Angel Hunting,' social justice has been served.
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