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An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.
"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"
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A New York Bestseller by John Green. It will rip your heart out and make you eat it. It is a soul crushing novel ready to have you sobbing in the fetal position. You will hate to love how perfectly sad it is.
Me: I cried and sobbed and The Fault in our Stars ripped out my heart.
Me: Here. Read it.
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Exaggerated enthusiasm or excitement with regards to an activity that maybe fulfilling in its own right.
As with all Adult moves, phony or made-up eagerness makes for better/greater sales, However, this is not to say that the activity portrayed is essentially uninteresting. So more often than not overacting and fake enthusiasm leads to greater, more rewarding experience for all concerned.
Marc discovered an exciting new trail recently on his mountain bike. The trail was full of technical portions and many excellent downhill switchbacks. He could not wait to tell Jeff, his riding buddy. This new trail is porn-star good.
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Someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of Darth Vader's suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was.
I'm a Star Wars fan, but there's no way in hell that I'm going to wait in line for a so-so movie.
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An unabashed American patriot.
Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.
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A marathon where all six episodes of Star Wars are watched in order (1,2,3...6) within a 24 hour period. The rules can vary, but they usually include not sleeping during the marathon and not taking a break longer than about 30 minutes between movies (in order to procure more food). A true test of one's nerdiness...and tolerance of awkward/stilted dialog.
"For Star Wars Day I attempted the Star Wars Challenge."
"How'd you do?"
"I got about halfway through Empire Strikes Back."
"Not bad...not bad. I've managed to complete the challenge before, but it was rough."
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The act of pressing *-6-7 before dialing a number, to remain anonymous in caller display.
Guy:Hey, guys, let's prank call someone!
Girl:Dont forget to star-six-seven, so we won't get in trouble!
Guy:Whay?
Girl:Star-six-sevening is how you don't show up on caller display, that gets a lot of people tagged for prank calls
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