Someone who has a small penis
Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so
Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.
Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside
me:omg look at him he’s really cute
friend:yea
me:he’s probably a jacob
Jacobs are a weird type of breed of human, they tend to have a sexual attraction to spice and life their life on it. A Jacob tends to have underboob fetishes and like to touch girls underboobs. Jacobs are also very determined and are sexy beasts.
Ethan: Yoo Jacob is whack fam, he be packin those spices tho he a spice master fr.
Nick: ah fr tho spiceeeeeee
Jacob is the world best fuckboy in porn history. Whatever you see Jacob, he will go full homo and gives you a blowjob, earjob, nipple job, belly button job and nose job.