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When an adult male has an unhealthy obsession with high school freshman girls
"Wow did you see Tom hitting on that 14 year old at Mikes party. He must have a serious case of Kirschner Syndrome
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Common term for hypertrichosis, a condition characterized by excessive and widespread body hair. It is usually genetic in origin.
"That guy has hypertrichosis."
"Hyper-what?
"You know, werewolf syndrome."
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A condition in which a male best friend of a girl is in love with said girl, but is constantly shot down or ignored in favor of other men. When he does finally get a chance to admit his feelings, he is most often rejected in favor of being 'just friends' and will never get a chance to be with the girl again. There is no cure for Jacob Syndrome except to somehow find a girl you are even more in love with.
Joe: Olivia, I love you, and I always have.
Olivia: But Joe, I just want to be friends. Can't you understand?
Joe: Fucking Jacob Syndrome.
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The term given to a white person with oriental shaped eyes. Named after the first known sufferer, Joshua Walker, it can afflict any body although it is many believed to be down to genetics. Haley Joel Osment is a sufferer of W/S.
Guy 1- Hey, you seen Haley Joel Osment lately?
Guy 2- Who?
Guy 1- You know, that gay kid from such films as A.I and sixth sense...
Guy 2- White dude with chinese eyes?
Guy 1- Hey! It's called Walker Syndrome but yea, thats him.
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Asperger's Syndrome is at this time an incurable condition, which occurs mainly in males, although females can inheret this disorder. Asperger's is on the ASD (Autistic Spectrum disorder). It is therefore linked With Autism. Those who suffer with autism, are on the higher end of the autistic Spectrum, whereas those with Asperger's tend to be on the milder end of the scale. The main difficulty people find with having Asperger's is social interaction with others. Asperger's cannot be defined by one set of Characteristics, because those with AS, don't have exactly the same difficulties that another individual with Asperger's may have.
Common characteristics those with Asperger's tend to display are... difficulties with eye contact, difficulty empathizing with others, Obsessive Complusive Behaviour and feeling uncomfortable standing out from the crowd. There are many more symptoms which can be part of this condition.
Other Terminology used for Asperger's Syndrome are: AS. Aspie, Asperger's, Autism, mild autism, Asperger's Disorder.
There are often misconceptions about Asperger's and Autism. Some people who are narrow minded, describe autism/AS as a "teenage phase" or an "excuse for being a loner" However these descriptions are inaccurate. Asperger's was discovered by Hans Asperger, a psychiatric doctor in 1944. This condition is not an excuse for having difficulty with social development. It is a real disorder, which affects individuals more than the Neurotypical person will know.
OK, so what is Asperger's Syndrome?
It is a disoder that can affect the AS individuals in different ways, dependant upon their specific diagnosis; mild to severe. A usual difficulty those with AS find is social interaction.
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A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)
Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"
Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
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Also called 'Sy Syndrome' for short. This phrase means the horrible urge to hump/rape/fuck anything and everything that moves, breathes, or doesn't. This is usually caused when your girlfriend leaves you for some stupid reason and you are left without a source of woman in your life.
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up? You've done nothing but fap today, we were gonna go have game night.
Guy 2: Sorry, havin' some real bad Sy Syndrome.
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Guy 1: So now that she left me, its been really boring around the house, I need some action.
Guy 2: Calm down dude, I think your getting Syriel Syndrome.
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Guy 1: I NEED VAGINA!!
Girl 1: SOMEONE GET HIM AWAY FROM ME.
Guy 2: Nah its fine, he just has Sy Syndrome, shut up and take it.
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