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depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017


chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018


Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 23, 2020


national cure someones depression with nudes day

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day

hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day

by Gerson755 June 8, 2020


Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting

Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression

by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019


depression biotypes

Any of several genetic and epigenetic causes of depression and potentially other mental health symptoms. A depression biotype is the underlying cause of the patient's depression and/or other mental health symptoms.

90 percent of all depressed individuals fall into one or multiple of four biotypes: undermethylation, overmethylation, pyrrole disorder and copper overload.

All depression biotypes are treatable under the Walsh Protocol with vitamins and other nutrients along with specific diets to improve and alleviate symptoms.

The key to fixing your depression is testing to learn your depression biotype or depression biotypes.

by Lawayne June 16, 2020


Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021