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When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.
"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"
When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.
I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).
The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra
I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise
When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.
Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse
He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.