dude you’re a fucking cuck

leafyishere’s words returning to YouTube in response to IDubbbz being an absolute simp

IDubbz: “My girlfriend started an only fans and i think it’s cool, yeah”
Leafy: “Dude you’re a fucking cuck”

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Two Dudes Gettin Rude

When you and your best buddy decide to insert your man meat into each other’s tender anus.

Two dudes gettin rude: Dude? You wanna get rude with me?

Dude Man Bear Pig

This is urban slang. You may have heard of "dude" and "man" and "bro" and most recently, you will hear kids saying them all together now. "Hey dude man bro!"

Well the kids are now saying "Dude man bear pig" as a greeting. This was adopted from the episode of the television show "South-Park" where Al Gore hunts a "man-bear-pig"

So this is a greeting. I believe it originated in the very trendy "Dirty Den" of Meriden CT.

Mike: Hey dude man bear pig, whats going on?
Johnny: Eh, not too much, boutta sop some tang tonight
Mike: Nice breh, give the ol' in out for me.

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Dude, Where's my Car?

a question that you ask after a long night of partying and/or smoking some ciga-weed

SWS: Dude, where's my car?

AK: I don't know dude.

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Big dude little hair

A large person with little hair that looks very out of proportion compared to the rest of his body.

Look! its big dude little hair!

Dude, you have no Qur’an

1. To abruptly prove to someone that they are mistaken.

Jacob Isom (23 year old skate boarder) rolled up to a hate-mongering preacher in Texas and snatched away a Qur'an that the idiot was about to light on fire.

After stripping the ball from a player who is driving to the rim, you say "Dude, you have no Qur’an!"

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dude, where's my car?

The continuam transdingalingthingy! Greatest movie ever!!!


SHIBBY

Dude, where's my car?
Where's your car dude?

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