A really short but thick penis
Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode
A man whose has slanted eyes and likes to feast on cats and dogs... he sells it half price.
Wow! Chode, The Man, Myth, and Legend, walked around the corner to find that he was gay beyond repair.
Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.
That guy is dope, he must be a fuckin’ chode!
an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick
guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf
A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.
“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode”