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when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
Christmas Rory is the day prior to Christmas Eve. It falls on December 23rd every year and can be celebrated by opening one early Christmas gift and a trip to the pub.
Friend #1: “Hey what are you doing for Christmas Rory?
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
The day before Christmas Eve - December 23rd. A day worthy of grand celebration!
Mom! Dad! Wake up! It’s Christmas Rory!
When your colon is soooo full from all the holiday food and drinking that your colonic pockets fill up and get infected so bad that you have to go to the hospital
Diverticulitis Christmas: As in “damn that turkey, gravy, stuffing, cheese puffs, red wine, cranberry sauce, trifle, and Christmas cookies were so good that I plugged myself up and got diverticulitis.”
That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it
We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!
When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.
Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!
tom: ey yo its fucking christmas
jhon: hohoho bitch