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When at work, the finger you use when pointing to the "pet" person or "ass kisser" to whom you generally assign the easiest tasks, indicating that they are your bitch.
Jenny is usually the recipient of my bitch-finger, because she always brings me coffee in the morning.
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Pink Finger a.k.a. 'Taggers Thumb' is a fictional condition caused by a rare cancer of the spine which causses your digits turn un-natural colours. In reality it is a result of too much stencil-bombing.
1. Ant: Mum, can I have the day off school, my pink finger's flared up again?
2. Tom: Ant, move you hand or you'll get pink finger.
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An old Jamaican insult. Equivalent to the middle finger in the USA or the 2 fingers up in the UK. It literally means you are a bastard, the five finger meaning to say that one has five fathers, thus being a bastard.
I was walking down a street in Kingston and I passed a hobo. When I didn't give him change, he gave me 5 fingers.
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Colton: Hey,come help me do top stock
Anthony: hold up man. Let me finish finger banging real quick
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What happens when wipeing your ass too hard and punching a hole in the paper.
I wish my wife would get better tolit paper. Everytime I wipe my ass I have stink finger for hours.
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close to a photobomb but instead a person is taking a picture and someone puts their middle finger up at the last second or someone reaches into frame with there middle finger.
Example 1-
person 1: lets take a picture
(everyone gathers around)
person 2: (finger bombs picture)
person 3: thanks, now we cant put this on facebook
Example 2-
person 1: lets take a picture
(everyone gathers around)
person 2: (reaches into frame and finger bombs picture)
person 3: now i cant show this to my mom
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When you are pretending to sleep next to a girl and she is completely in a deep sleep. You stick your hand down their pants and finger them in their sleep.
Alex: Wow she's actually asleep.
*Gives the Sleepy Finger*
Rosie: hmmm
*Wakes Up*
Rosie: What the **** do you think your doing! Get the **** out now!!
*Kicks in the penis*
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