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A homosexual person with a left ear ring who many believed was ment to be on the right ear. Also a person who has a slight lisp, is fat, short hair, horrible acne, and is a tomato. Not only is a J Bell fat twat, their mother is also. The doctors not only had to do a c section, they had to knock the mother out so she would stop yelling "i don't want a gay son just shoot him". A J Bell only sees female genitalia when they are born. After that when they are home alone cause they don't have any friends they start messin with their chode and decide to look at some 80 year old men give each other cleveland steamers, the computer shuts off because not only does it not want to look at a J Bell, it is in denial that it couldn't have been put to more use. A J Bell is also so fat that when a tennis ball is hurrled in his general direction, his gayness repels it into the street or surrounding area, because the tennis ball doesn't want to get J Bell Coodies. See J Bellititis for a list of symptoms for this disorder.
"Stop being such a J Bell"
"I J Bell'd your dad last night"
"If i were emo, i would be a J Bell"
"That dookie i took looks like a J Bell"
"He is so fat he could be a J Bell"
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A rare kind of vitamin you get from goat's milk
I had a bottle of vitamin j,today
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The act of taking a huge dump on your friends face when he is passed out on the couch after a party then having another friend jizz on his face and mixing it around with his dick making a jelly paste. then having your friend wake up and smacking two pieces of bread to each side of his face and yelling JELLY J.
We gave our friend the Jelly J last night after that huge ripper!
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To be in Love with someone but not "In love".
I J-Bergled all over Brad's mom last night.
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Jesus Christ- his new streetwise image
JC: Yo, I'm da J-Chrizzle, I got cheese yo, bangin in the club, check yo'self before you wreck yo'self. Bizzle Dizzle.
Big up my crew God, Paul-boi, Pete-boi, Mary Magdalizzle. Judas boi, my man St P gonna condemn yo to eternity in Hell, yo'.
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a) Noun: A delicious mixed drink consisting of ice, UV Blue, and soda.
b) Verb: When playing Slap Cup members of the game single out a somewhat unskilled player. They then proceed to coordinate their moves in a manner that forces the single unskilled player to chug copious amounts of alcohol in a short period of time.
a) (One freshman girl to another) "I don't normally like the taste of alcohol, but this J-Walk is delicious. It gets me drunk, and tastes like popsicle!"
b)(One Slap Cup player to another) "Bro, you just chugged 6 beers and a mixed drink in ten minutes. You got so J-Walked!!"
"This girl sucks at Slap Cup. Let's J-Walk her. She will get so drunk"
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The Stickest of the Ickest. The absolute best drug there is. It is sold in Chester, Pa by a few real OG's. It can only be made with Love and only the best ingredients. Main choice of Pot is purple haze (any premium quality marijuana can be used) mixed with a secret ingredient. (Hint) it's sticky and one can jerk off with it as well.
"You man, you got that Dirty J? I'm itching bad son!"
"Yo Stan, let me get some of that sticky icky Dirty J"
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