a lil slant eye that doesn't know his place
"Look at Jacob. Are his eyes even open?"
"I think hes sleeping bro."
He's the most amazing person In the world. I love Jacob, and I'm so happy to be with him. Anyone who has a Jacob should consider themselves lucky. Jacob is kind, handsome, caring, outgoing, confident, a goo listener, a good protector etc. He will listen to your stories, he'll wake up in the middle of the night if you have a nightmare, or if your hungry, because that's what a Jacob does. He cares about you before he cares about himself. He's not afraid to take risks, and has his head on straight. Jacob is the love of my life, and anyone who finds a Jacob one day will be happy for the rest of there lives.
If you want a handsome, loving boyfriend, get a JACOB. Jacob is more amazing than Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise put together with cake on top!!!
Someone who makes u feel comfortable and happy :)) Small interactions with them are the best, for real. He's a gentleman, gives you butterflies in your stomach and makes you feel like you're enough. He's either super clueless or just acting dumb, so just say what you wanna tell him directly.
"Who's the guy you tell your friends about?"
"Jacob.."
"Hey, I've liked you for a long time"
"What?!"
"I've been giving you hints since before..."
Jacob is a guy that is smart, athletic, cute, has the best smile, selfless and always loves for you (even if he appears that he doesn't). He is the best boyfriend and knows how to treat every single girl right if you are with him. He will make stupid jokes, normally has brown hair, a tad taller then average, Is friends with everyone, Is good at basically all sports and can make you smile with his smile, He will always put others first even if that means putting himself down, He is a good kisser and will make you send sparks when you see him!
Person1: OMG OMG THERE'S JACOB
Person2: HE'S SO CUTE
A person with this name has usually has a 15in penis. And is extremely attractive.
"Hey Jacob you are a sexy beast and have a huge cock."
A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.
Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
has a obsession for red link in any smash games
can draw magical powers from the color of his character and use it to beat the crap out of his friends in smash
is only matched by a special few players
that kid is a beast at super smash with red link
he must be a jacob
better get the special few players