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Similar to its cousin, the Long Island Ice Tea, the Jersey Ice Tea is made by: Pouring all of the bar mat liquids in a glass over ice adding a splash of lemon and cola. Nothing goes down so smooth…
Eh Tony, gimme one of them Jersey Ice Teas, I’m putting the booze googles on tonight!
When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!
a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
A girl or sometimes even a gay male who you never ever ever ever talk, that feel the need to ask you to wear your football jersey for for the game on friday.
No karen, you cannot wear my jersey for the game Friday stop being such a jersey whore.
the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.
Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.
Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"
A Boi gets killed every week so the police have to find the murderer before everyone's dead
"Hey did you see the latest episode of Jersey Crime"
"Yes fam i did Marruto's part was great"