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Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
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The act of a female initiating sex with a male.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"
Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
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A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.
Two hicks and a spick chase a turkey down a gold mine. Thats kinda hard to put into a sentence.
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
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The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.
My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.
Verb: When in missionary sex position, and they put their feet on your chest or sometimes shoulders while you lean forward, pushing their knees up to their shoulders (often with their arms at their sides or being held by your hands pulling towards their buttocks).
Noun: The person having the above verb description done to them.
Verb and Noun: We we're doing fuck turkey, and I smiled down at her, as she moaned, and said, "you you look like a fuck turkey... Now I'm going to stuff you good!"