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Unlike what most people say it is not "better" than the army or any other branch. Each branch has it's on set of jobs and application in times of war. If the Marines were the best (as most military illiterate people think) we wouldn't need anyone else. Also the statement of them being the toughest is almost completely untrue. The statement itself is too ambiguous. Most recruits make it through Marine BCT while other branches have more strenuous training regimen than the overrated "Crucible".
Me- "I train everyday in hopes in one day being a SEAL team member. The dropout from Indoctrination through BUD/s and SQT is over 95% so I'm not going to slack on any of my preparation."
Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"
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Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
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The singular place of education where you can empower the United States Navy to shove a million dollar education up your ass a nickel at a time. The graduates, frequently known as "ringknockers" proudly display their trophy in the most arrogant and assholish fashion possible, peering down their noses at people who were direct commissions or graduated from NROTC units at other universities nationwide. These people go on to lead what tehy consider to be elitist lives and frequently get their asses kicked at squadron parties by many an aviator.
"I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, class of 1998. Where did YOU graduate from?"
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A species of bipedal, paradoxic humanoids that predominately use emotion to process reasoning and logic.
Dude 1: "I just can't understand women at all!.."
Dude 2: "No one can, all we know is that they are some kind of Carbon-based Emo-Units from space.."
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I'm doing this to annoy Americans
United States of North America. A way of annoying Americans, noun
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An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
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A vulger word used to refer to the female.
look at that dirty little cum extraction unit walking by in that skirt.
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