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When someone VERY high sniffs the tips of tape
Mitchell the fat gay guy sniff the tip
When an overweight male has a small penis, but when you pull on it , it ends up being over average.
I was gonna leave then I found out he just had a Froogle tip
When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
Having a barista literally turn around and pour a black coffee then turn the payment monitor toward you where the tip options start at 20% OR having a full sit down meal with mediocre service and when the bill comes the server says "An 18% gratuity has already been added to the bill".
Getting extorted every time you engage in a minor customer service experience where historically there would be no tip expected.
Barrack: "So far today I've tipped the barista, the delivery guy and the guy who held the bathroom stall door open for me and wow this is ridiculous; I'd prefer paying extortion money to the Gambino Crime Family
Michelle: "Oh Barrack, you're just feeling some tipping fatigue, don't get crazy"