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spit weed asparagus

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021


poo-pour-weed

taking a dump and a hit at the same time

Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.

by your moms wagina October 23, 2022


Black Hand Weed

A particular strain of mid grade weed found in the hoods of the United States in which the smell it gives off resembles that of a black persons hands. Similar to weed you buy off the street that smells like it was in the dude’s pants.

“Aye yo did you smell that gas from Malik, it smells so much like he had it in his hands for 3 hours strait”

“Hell yea, it’s still the best black hand weed around town!”

by Pinxy pie June 8, 2022


stop smoking weed

guys if u r coughing like amelia u need to stop smokin

amelia: cough
me:STOP SMOKING WEED

by captainunicornsquish June 4, 2022

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Weed Capital of the World

Humboldt County, CA

Stoner 1: I just went to the Weed Capital of the World
Stoner 2: I heard the people are chill up in Humboldt

by rep707forever December 26, 2011

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greedy weed zombie

someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.

"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"

by KayYo April 16, 2008

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Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.

man, im throwed off this council bluffs weed.

by valo April 23, 2007

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