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Two penises approach each other. One circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised takes it for skin and rolls the foreskin over the other penis
Hey Owen, wanna Chinese Finger Trap?
Yea sure!
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When two men are in the act of preforming a sixty-nine, a third party, wearing a ten gallon hat, begins to finger the two men's assholes.
Sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked Steven and I if we wanted to try the Texas Finger Trap. We said yes.
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The Venus Thigh Trap is experienced when an unsuspecting male is lured by a women into being clinched between her thighs during an intimate (unclothed) or romantic (clothed) encounter. The meaning is a hybrid of the following components:
1. The Roman goddess Venus, who is associated with love, beauty and fertility
2. The Venus Flytrap, the most commonly recognized and cultivated carnivorous plant
Like an insect caught in the Flytrap, if a man finds himself in this position, he may either use what's left of his waning strength to wriggle free, or succumb to the woman in which case she has asserted her dominance.
Man recounting the events of the previous night: "I was making out with Amanda, and one thing led to another. But I really didn't want to sleep with her so I said we should take a break and watch TV. So one moment we were relaxing, and the next thing you know, she had me in a wicked Venus Thigh Trap. After that, I was done for, she had her way with me."
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When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.
Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.
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The all over worst thing to can say. Worse than ur mom gay, ur sister a mister, etc.
Carl: ur sister a mister
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
*god himself falls on the floor and starts crying ending all humanity*
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A 69 where the woman farts on the guys head as he is about to come and she slams her ass into his face to make sure he enjoys the smell. Even better if the girl accidentally shits. This tactic is usually revenge for a donkey punch, angry dragon, strawberry shortcake, or any other kind of bad sexual act by the guy.
My man thought it was funny to give me a strawberry shortcake, so I fuckin gave him an atomic mouse-trap to get back at him, I accidentally shit on him too.
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when your doing double penetration with your friend and you pull your scooby doo out to finger the bitch, but when your fingering, your friend decides to jizz in the happy box with your finger stuck in the vag leaving you coconut juice all over your favorite finger
male 1: hey, robbie, you wanna have a threesome with me? male 2: as long as you give me a viatnamese finger trap, andy.