Wet Ewok

The act of licking a hairy asshole

Person 1: so Dechlan you and Paige seem good
Person 2: yea she gave me a ton of Wet Ewoks
Person 1: .....grim

Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

Wet Mike

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.

Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.

Wet Martha

is a double wet willey

when somone comes up behind with two wet fingers and plunges them into both ears at the same time while screaming Wet martha

wet cosmo

When a woman is fondling you and uses your man fluid as lubricant and shoves it up your ass

As i ejaculated, this bitch asked me if i want a wet cosmo and the shoved her finger up my ass

wet forest

When you're jacking off and cum gets all in your pubic hair.

"Aw man, now I have a wet forest, shouldn't have let it sit there."

Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.

Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.