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A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.
I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!
A wet bebe is performed by poking the inside of someone's mouth while they yawn. Generally their eyes are closed and will be startled by the sensation. Similar to a Wet Willy.
My boyfriend got a wet bebe from me when he was yawning on our date.
When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt
Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....
A Slimy blowjob given to a manager usually in an attempt to gain favoritism.
Dennis Valdez gave the manager a “ Wet Tilapia” so that he wouldn’t have to be on call.
An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.
Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.
When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.
Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.
When a girl is so into you that she begins dumping an avalanche of personal shit. Like, way more than a pre-Karen at lunch break. She either thinks you're gay, or she is drama wet.
Manboi 1: I couldn't believe how much she kept talking last night.
Manboi 2: may b e she's drama wet
Manno 1: ew no I'm gay