Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.

That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.

clout child

atreyu i probably spelled it wrong aslos known as social ballz is actually crqazy
soundcloud.com/cloutchild

i am going to kill myself clout child

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

Chicken nugget Child

Is a annoying/funny person

A peson that is light skin and has a oval head

A child that eats a lot of chicken nuggets

Shut up chicken nugget child

Whitney looks like a chicken nugget child

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

Reagan’s child

Typically referencing someone who comes across as ignorant. Especially due to political affiliation. Not because they follow Reagan’s ideology, but more so because Reagan helped dismantle healthcare for mentally ill and mentally disturbed people. Best coupled with ‘Bless Your Heart’

While in a thread on social media, Dave knew his opponent was mentally incompetent. So Dave told his opponent; Bless Your Heart Reagan’s child