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A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.
A chill, funny guy that’s super short
“Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
“Down there”
Jordan is a boy just like no other. But don’t get me wrong if he is angry at somthing he won’t wait for a first punch. Jordan’s are funny,caring,stupid and cute alit of girls like him Jordan’s like girls who he can get along with and who he has things in common with Jordan’s are often the first to get there and the last to leave they are like night owls up in the night asleep in the day Jordan’s often like girls for long periods of time and a like turns into a love don’t break Jordan’s ❤️ Bc trust me you will pay
Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend
Girl1:that’s shit bro
Girl2:I know aye
A male with a large sized penis.
"Oh wow, Jordan has a big penis!"
boy- “hey did you hear about that girl in her twenties who shagged a 15 year old?”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”
Jordan is nice funny loyal and someone who will make you laugh when your mad at them or make you smile when ur sad . Jordan is always paying attention to what you say he will listen to you speak even if you speak too much sometimes Jordan is an awesome guy who would never hurt anyone. He is also awesome at sports and rapping. Never let go of a jordan
Jordan is the best friend
/ boy friend I could I ask for