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The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
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One with Flawless long hair, who maintains his/her feature and uses it to gain advantage over the average short haired male or female in any shape way or form, and who uses his/her wonderful hair to its full advantage.. 'Long hair, Don't care' is for anyone with beautiful hair; Not caring how you rock your hair because his/her's will most likely be more better and stylish.
Guy/Girl 1 - "You need to cut your hair."
Guy/Girl 2 - "Hell no, I got Long hair, dont care"
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hood slang
1. to overthink something
2. or to try to force an idea out.
Usually said to the person taking forever...
domino player 1:hmmm.......
domino player 2:study long study wrong nigga!
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When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.
Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."
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The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.
Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!
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1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.
2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.
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Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes
2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!
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Alivia strangely has a mean 8.5inch dick, what she does with it is unknown
Yo dude, how long is Alivia's dick?
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