Dead Milk

Semen that doesn't make babies.

"He put his dead milk in me."

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Woke milk

Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.

Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?

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Mythic Milk

Another way to say legendary. A play on words, using the first half of the word legend and the second half dary.

Shawn: "Im going to start saying Mythic Milk from now on instead of legendary."
Brandon: "What the fuck? Why?"
Shawn: "Well Legend equals mythic and dary equals dairy or milk. So mythic milk man."
Brandon: "..."

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milk horse

cow

hey look at that milk horse

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willy milk

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.

"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"

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milk lips

when they have pussy juice on the top lips of males/females after eating the other person out

“ah thank you for eating me out.- oh! you have milk lips!”

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3.25% milk

Milk that builds strong bones and muscle. Much better than the watery taste of 1% milk.

Girlfriend: I bought 1% milk for you!

Boyfriend: BITCH! That stuff is awful! Go back out and get me 3.25% milk!

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