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the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.
1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
A man that walks around the borders wearing a wig, skit, bra and some stiletto's. He is also known for being excellent on giving himself a five knuckle shuffle.
Oh look it's a wild Peter Wiseman!
A STRANGE PERSON FROM THE SMALL TOWN CALLED SELKIRK COMMONLY USES THE SEX TECHNIQUE CALLED THE FIVE KNUCKLY SHUFFLE
BE CAUSIOUS AS ME MAY WANT TO EXPERIMENT ON OTHERS
IM GOING TO DO THE PETER WISEMAN TO U
I told her she was finna get hit with this peter weeter.
The most boring person you've ever met.
Person 1: I went on a Tinder date yesterday.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.
Caucasian male that can consume heavy amounts of marijuana
My boy ben is a real “peter potter” he just smoked a Ounce
A person who consistently gets fifth place in his debate tournament. He talks to girls the rest of his friend group hates because she ditched them. However, his savior, EP, came to the rescue and repaired his feelings.
Malakai, "Oh man, Jack Peter Verril is seriously hanging out with Lealih."
Jenny, "No way, that bitach"