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Bel Air Middle. A Place that is now filled with fallston, south hampton, and returning bel air kids.its pretty gay. All it is is fish teachers, fallston kids thinking their the shit, south hampton hard asses, guys who think they can get any girl and their gonna get laid after the big bel air homecomming, when there in middle school, its a highschool game, and the highschool is so poor it took 60 years for them to raise enough money to build a new school, and there home comming is somewhere like edgewood. The girls think there the the shit, bringing in their cameras, taking their pictures for myspace, dressing all scene, doing their make up in the bathroom when it dosent matter because 95% of them are ugly as shit and havent had their period yet.
fallston kid: Dude all these bel air Middle kids suck because i have to run the turkry trot!
South Hampton Kid- Yeah I know. I hate How all htese kids shop at K- mart.
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A large flock of in-flight pelicans flying in formation.
Two surfers in the water waiting for a wave, " Dude, check out the Mexican Air Force rollin' in at two o'clock.
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The organization that gets shoved with all the bitch work that the law shoves at the Air Force.
Originally made up of bat-fuck insane private pilots during WWII, who attacked U-Boats with Piper Cubs, CAP was made the Air Force Bitch Auxiliary, and banned from Combat in '47.
CAP now consists of:
1) Wannabee Cadets, who act tough and pretend to be "Rangers," but have never been deployed, and would cry to their mommies if they did.
2) Fat middle aged slobs who improperly wear the Air Force uniform, who get their kicks from yelling at 12 year olds.
3) Wannabee EMTs, who fail too hard to be real men and ride the ambulance.
4) Good Old Boy's club Pilots.
5) The occasional sane person, who doesn't talk about CAP much in the real world.
Even so, every CAP member needs to realize is that the only reason they get "missions" is because they are cheap. The Government always goes with the lowest bidder, and nothing is lower than people who will pay money to be able to do it.
Airman First Class: "Captain! The AFRCC called, they hear an ELT, and have an overdue IFR flight!"
Captain: "And they want us to interrupt OUR grill-out night! NEVER! Tell them to send the Civil Air Patrol out. Probably another drunk pilot."
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weekend worriors, part time soldiers.
"we defend our country on the weekend"
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When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.
It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.
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Mid-air Refueling is the act of space docking with the added bonus of diarrhea.
This is not true space docking, because the act resembles a refueling aircraft passing fuel to the other. A vaccuum seal is essential to success and cleanliness.
Tubgirl is bad at mid-air refueling.
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The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.
Tim: "Your a bitch."
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
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