All Time Low

the absolute best band that has ever existed and if you havent heard/listened to them then go do it. And i dont mean just their popular stuff i mean the whole shazam. become a hustler. all 13 years of it.

all time low are the best people to ever walk the earth.

All dicked up

When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.

Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.

all language teachers

they all have ANGER ISSUES. abnormaly impatient . even if they havent taught you something they expect you to know it.

language teacher:hi welcome im your french teacher
person 30 in the register: goodmorning miss not in french
language teacher: I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER IN BLOODY FRENCH IS IT REALLY THAT HARD??
me: why do all language teachers have anger issues? like calm the hell down

She All Husky

Reference to a female with one wooly, hairy vagina like the fur on a purebred Husky.

My girl doesn’t shave her beaver. She all husky down there.

I hooked up with a hot lipstick lez last night and we went back to my place for a hot scissor. She rubbed my cooch raw cause she all husky.

Pi Is All Booked

When teachers and students who want to borrow books on the number π from public or school libraries are told that they had all been lent out, probably because the borrowers needed them for their project or presentation on Pi Day.

When the prime minister asked his secretary to help borrow some math titles on pi for his wife, he’s told that “pi is all booked”—all titles are due after March 14.

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All Fingers and Tongues

A play on the idiom "All Fingers and Thumbs". Used to describe someone who is a lesbian.

1st Man: "You got no chance with her"

2nd Man: "Why?"

1st Man: "She's 'All fingers and tongues'

Also:

"i'm off to meet 'fingers and tongues'

mother-of-all-omelets

Some thing you make when you can’t fret over every egg

We’re making the mother-of-all-omelets here jack, can’t fret over every egg!