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When looking back at an event and thinking that no matter how wrong it went, it was still a fair experience
‘It’s all fair in hindsight!’
‘Dude you’re the only person I know who’s injured themselves in an Ambulance’
Person1; You know that song? 'The winner takes it all' by ABBA?
Person2; you mean the best song to ever have been made? yeah
A sexual act that can only happen within ten minutes of a bald eagle sighting. First, you grab one Kraft Singles cheese slice, slap it on your all-American meat, and put it in between her all-American buns. The guy must hold a beat box on his shoulder, blasting the Grammy award-winning classic “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen, and hold an AR with the other hand. Bonus points if both parties are wearing Old Navy American flag tank tops.
To celebrate America's birthday, we went bald eagle watching and we ended up doing the Dirty All-American.
All Bro's Night is the night before Thanksgiving. A night on which Bros return to their hometowns and local watering holes to drink, toast, and congratulate one another on being bros.
"Dude, what are you doing for All Bro's Night?"
When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.
Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.
same as a "nigga know it all", cept he "knows" first then the rest of his title follows, I'm a "know it all nigga", nah meen nigga.
Who's that?
That's "Nigga Know it ALL"!
Who's that?
He's the nigga that know's everything. He used to be just a "know it all". But he uh nigga. So we call him "Nigga Know it All".
Oh so you say'n there wasn't any other "know it all niggas" running around before him. Nope. I mean yeah. A lot of them niggas be know'n it all niggas but he the top one so we call him "Nigga Know it ALL"! and his followers are all "know it all niggas".
the absolute best band that has ever existed and if you havent heard/listened to them then go do it. And i dont mean just their popular stuff i mean the whole shazam. become a hustler. all 13 years of it.
all time low are the best people to ever walk the earth.