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A dogshit school filled with stupid motherfuckers who don't know anything. The headteacher is another wanker who has his priorities in the wrong places. There are a few sick teachers but for the most part, they're shit
A Church school filled with Asians, what more could you ask for. They need to realise there's more to the school then trying to suck up to the education board with a great appearance and shitty teaching
Person 1: Man I can't wait to leave Stepney All Saints, that place was a shithole worth nothing
Person 2: Don't lie though, you gonna miss them peng tings you always talk about
Person 1: Nah, they're clapped anyways. I need to go learn something fr
Person1; You know that song? 'The winner takes it all' by ABBA?
Person2; you mean the best song to ever have been made? yeah
A sexual act that can only happen within ten minutes of a bald eagle sighting. First, you grab one Kraft Singles cheese slice, slap it on your all-American meat, and put it in between her all-American buns. The guy must hold a beat box on his shoulder, blasting the Grammy award-winning classic “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen, and hold an AR with the other hand. Bonus points if both parties are wearing Old Navy American flag tank tops.
To celebrate America's birthday, we went bald eagle watching and we ended up doing the Dirty All-American.
When looking back at an event and thinking that no matter how wrong it went, it was still a fair experience
‘It’s all fair in hindsight!’
‘Dude you’re the only person I know who’s injured themselves in an Ambulance’
All Bro's Night is the night before Thanksgiving. A night on which Bros return to their hometowns and local watering holes to drink, toast, and congratulate one another on being bros.
"Dude, what are you doing for All Bro's Night?"
Someone who is smart, athletic and gives grade A blow jobs
Hey that guy’s a Jackson of all trades
A trio of men blowing each other, making an Illuminati triangle shape.
Time to form the All Semen Eye and let our powers combine!