When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.
I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!
When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.
Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?
The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one
Wow he's so Elijah bacon.
A super fucking sweaty cod player
Who killed me
Ah I got killed by bacon 101 again on this legendary ranked server
Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird
BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE
The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.
Krispy Bacon is the best bacon in the world.