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1) A women who is exceptionally attracted to hairy men.
Friend 1:"Did you see that guy Kelly got back last night? He was so hairy!"
Friend 2:"Tell me about it, Kelly is a total bear trapper."
Bear mish refers to the act of having intercourse with a wild bear in the traditional missionary position. Anyone can fuck a bear from behind as seen in Super Troopers when Rabbit is the bear fucker but it is the ultimate act of dominance to give it to a bear face to face.
You want to go camping on Kodiak Island and get some of that good bear mish?
A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook
Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can
And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old
+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door
Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"
Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair
Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't
Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago
Doing the bear is a Victorian slang term that refers to showing affection via hugging somebody.
“Those two have been doing the bear for ages. Come on, guys! We all want hugs too.”
A name you give your boyfriend when he is the best and loves you
Emily calls his boyfriend booboo bear
A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.
I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.
Some one who likes to get their salad tossed and also a xbox live gamer tag.
DUDE why did you turn into a wiggy the bear!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!