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Dr Dre's Beats

Overpriced crappy plastic headphones. Cost more than $500 yet sound worse than the $100 equivalent. Generally worn by hipsters as a "status symbol" although audiophiles generally laugh at them due to their idiocy. Thought by many to be "the best headphones ever" (Google it!), but they're idiots. Tend to snap in half after about half an hour's use, or stolen by a hipster or #swag #yolo person etc. Frequently copied (badly) by Mr. C. Kwan-Gok-Zhao from China, for the purposes of giving the hipsters the same sound and build quality for $300 less.

"Look at that tool wearing his Dr Dre's Beats, he could have bought some good headphones like sennheisers/B&Ws/Marshalls etc, I bet he thinks they're the best headphones in the world"

by Not the post youre looking for June 29, 2013

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1337 geek beat

An awesome nerdcore group out of Texas. Featuring the lyrical stylings of MC Router and the awesome beats of T-Byte. Y'know they tend to pwn it up.

Dude 1: Dude you listen to nerdcore?
Dude 2: Haha what the fuck's that?
Dude 1: Hear listen to this!
Dude 2: DUDE! What is this?
Dude 1: It's 1337 Geek Beat, they're nerdcore.
Dude 2: Man this shit pwns.

by angusamacdonald November 15, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


"chiki chiki beat"

the best camp song ever.absolutely.duh.

do ya'll wanna sing the "chiki chiki beat"?
duh

by llamasrkewl4life December 27, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beat Skeet and Delete

To use a woman for sexual pleasure, bust you nut, then leave

Random male 1:Man Krystal is a nasty ass ho.

Random male 2:I know man I just beat skeet and delete that shit.

by satansjudas February 2, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beat the Brakes off

The act of plowing a chick really hard.

Da Money:"Man I would totally Beat the Brakes off that shit!"
RoQ:"Shyeah!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

163๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


dead beat dad

has a child - doesn't visit the child, doesn't pay any child support, yet makes a million unkept promises.

a dead beat dad is the guy who works security at a trashy strip club, leaves his too classy highly paid intelligent loving wife and young child for the fugly red head stripper who overdosed on the collagen, then doesn't bother to see his daughter and quits his job soon after to live off the stripper so he doesn't have to pay child support.

by sla2tru January 29, 2011

47๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustard on the beat, ho!

A signature of producer DJ Mustard, appears in almost every production by him. Origin: in the end of "I'm Good", rapper YG says "Mustard on the beat, ho!".

YG: "Mustard on the beat, ho!" (though what you actually understand is closer to "mosanonabee, ho")

by JulianUndso February 9, 2016

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