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when you mix cocaine and mdma into a line and snort it during a full moon weekend and you are your mates go on a skitz mission
'what's everyone doing this weekend?'
'wanna play mandy crush saga?'
NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS.
National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.
- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?
- No why would I?
- It's national kiss your crush day
Every Friday is kiss your crush day 😉😉
I kissed my crush on Friday because it was national kiss your crush day
Watermelon Crush
The best thing to ever happen to the company Crush. Literally liquid watermelon Jolly Ranchers.
Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are the best flavor of course.
"Man, Watermelon Crush is fucking Bussin."
Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.
Person 1: “Look there’s Josue”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, Josue, he’s my baseline crush”
A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free
P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?
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When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.
Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush