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When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.
"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."
having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!
Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!
A dick levee is a line of pillows placed between two males while sleeping in same bed
Damn son, you need to throw up a dick levee or else ponchoboy will grind your hindquarters
1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.
2)A bad sexual encounter.
1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.
2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational
Angry for no reason
Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.
When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.
Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!
When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.
If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"